Moments I've Questioned my Own Femininity.

• When I finally learn about all of the fancy fashion names at age 19.
• When I still don't understand the importance of all the fancy fashion names at my current age.
• When I fell in love with a man whose lips were 4x the size of mine.
• When that man & I took a ballroom dancing class, and his hips swished better than mine. 
• When I kill spiders for girls.
• When I kill spiders for boys.
• When my friend exclaimed, "You warm up your hamstrings on a 60 lbs curl?!?" (True story.)
• When I didn't know what clothes to buy/wear in elementary school.
• When I have no idea who the Bachelor is.
• When I dated an actor.
• When I see women moving in 4-inch heels like swans gliding in a silver lake.
• When my shih tzu out-sprints me.

Sigh, that's the worst--when my 12-pounds of fluff who sleeps professionally, totally and completely out-sprints me.